Law school finals better than sex? New study says no.

There have been rumors that law school finals are in fact more enjoyable than sex. A study conducted by myself has hinted at otherwise. Here are the details of the study:

1 person said that law school finals were in fact worse than the drunk girl who won't leave your party. When pressed he expanded further by saying, "law school finals are like a Christopher Columbus expedition. When you begin, you don't know where you're going. When you get there, you don't know where you are. And when you get back, you have no idea where you've been. So...actually, it is kinda like sex..."