Save My Ass
Well it was only a matter of time. Combine the fact that men are lazy beasts with the fact that we are forgetful, lazy beasts and it comes as little shock that we may forget "important" dates on the relationship/hormonal calendar. Not our fault. Blame genetics, SportsCenter, beer, or that extra 7 pounds of "water weight" you just cannot manage to get rid of. Either way, enter our savior: SaveMyAss.
From the words of SaveMyAss: "SaveMyAss is a flower delivery service/relationship insurance policy. We send flowers to your girlfriend or wife on a regular basis."
Now, I have been blessed with caring for my significant others and cherish the opportunity to spoil them with a random gift just to say, "thanks for putting up with me for 3/6/12 months" or "thank you for letting me pass on the family BBQ" or "just thanks for making the bed" (it's like you glue the corners down or something). But for the rest of the male species (yes, we are a different species) SaveMyAss could be ass-saving. It truly could be a set-it-and-forget-it service.
I see one small, tiny, possibly hilarious (to me) issue. What if you break up with someone yet forget to cancel the service? You break a poor girls heart and then 1 month later she gets a beautiful bouquet. "He loves me again!" Uh oh. On the other hand, she dumps your ass (probably because you sent her too many damn flowers) and 1 month later she gets even more flowers. "He still f'in loves me. What a loser!" she says as she makes love to her new boyfriend, Snake.
Anyways, i would love to know if anyone has used or would ever think about using this product/service.
From the words of SaveMyAss: "SaveMyAss is a flower delivery service/relationship insurance policy. We send flowers to your girlfriend or wife on a regular basis."
Now, I have been blessed with caring for my significant others and cherish the opportunity to spoil them with a random gift just to say, "thanks for putting up with me for 3/6/12 months" or "thank you for letting me pass on the family BBQ" or "just thanks for making the bed" (it's like you glue the corners down or something). But for the rest of the male species (yes, we are a different species) SaveMyAss could be ass-saving. It truly could be a set-it-and-forget-it service.
I see one small, tiny, possibly hilarious (to me) issue. What if you break up with someone yet forget to cancel the service? You break a poor girls heart and then 1 month later she gets a beautiful bouquet. "He loves me again!" Uh oh. On the other hand, she dumps your ass (probably because you sent her too many damn flowers) and 1 month later she gets even more flowers. "He still f'in loves me. What a loser!" she says as she makes love to her new boyfriend, Snake.
Anyways, i would love to know if anyone has used or would ever think about using this product/service.
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